I grew up on a 5 acre hobby farm on the outskirts of the small town of Rotorua, New Zealand. During my childhood, I occupied my time by catching tadpoles, watching fly struck sheep slowly die during childbirth and being chronically ill. Some of my achievements during my early years were to push my toddler brother through an electric fence to escape a charging bull, making the morbid but important scientific discovery that if you remove a snail’s shell it does not become a slug and achieving status as an all-powerful super-being who went by the intimidating moniker, “Rainbow Ghost”.

During my teenage years my main hobbies were making heaps of dirty and hormonally angsty art, having oodles of weird, awkward sex and continuing to be chronically ill. I didn’t graduate high school but it’s ok because I did four years of art school which culminated in my receiving my Masters in Fine Arts at RMIT in 2007! This, of course, lead me down a secure and lucrative career path of working in credit card debt collection and porn until I decided that I missed having chronic health problems and so made the bold decision to become an unemployed cripple… and here I am today! It hurts to use my arms, hooray! Thoracic Outlet Syndrome represent!

My visual art has been exhibited in New Zealand and Australia and is part of private collections all over the place. I’ve been part of several ethical porn productions and a documentary on kink and intimacy. I produced and starred in a musical comedy show entitled Slutmonster and Friends which won an award, got nominated for another one and could be described as a surreal, hyper-sexual musical autobiography. Because I am a slut. And a monster. My most recent project is a demented new comedy web series, Trying My Best which you should watch because I think it's really quite good. I'm currently working on several video art projects and trying to write a podcast.

My work tends to deal with notions of kitsch, concepts of “otherness”, alienation, gender, sexuality, deviance, pornography, feminism, monsters, cuteness, lust, fear, the beautiful, grotesque and abject. I like boobs, cunts, glitter, colours that burn your eyeballs and long walks on the beach looking for mermaid corpses.

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